Sleep is for loooooosers.

Holy crap... there are some disturbed people out there...
http://bakerttexts.blogspot.com/
http://peawee2.blogspot.com/

Why do more women have blogs than men, or at least, more women's blogs come up when you randomly skim them...? What is wrong with women who have blogs? Kuh-ray-zee.

http://eponymouspickle.blogspot.com/2007/04/snipers-shills-and-sharks.html
--cooool...
http://tystblog.blogspot.com/
-- WTF? Is this written by the kid's parents, or do they really set the kid loose on the computer?
http://1phenomenalwoman.blogspot.com/
--ugh... it would be soooo much fun to be a jackass to these people. Editing... editing...
http://onenightstands.blogspot.com/
--reads like english as a 48th language...
http://maruthecrankpot.blogspot.com/
--yaaaaaay crackpot!!

I'm having full-blown insomnia.
Are people still mad at me?

I owe you people some dinosaur pictures from my trip to the Smithsonian last weekend... Maybe later.

Soooo... here's a strange nightmare.

I had a nightmare that kept me up all night. This is an odd one.

I guess I had my ceiling fan on, and the blowing wind caused me to think about skydiving (which I have done). For some reason I was playing with my friend's kids on a skydiving plane. To make a long story short, the 2 y/o ran over to the opening and fell out. He didn't have a chute. Neither did I. I went out after him. That's the part where I woke up. Wierd.

I caused an internet suicide

soooooo... I caused an internet suicide. Actually, it was accidental. See, Nic, who used to frequent my blog, put up a post about how a guy she had been talking to told her he basically got an STD from a woman he had slept with before they made out. She said something about not being able to believe it, so I cracked some jokes, thinking she was just sort of incredulous.

This was a serious oops on my part, apparently. I imagine, in retrospect, that she was sort of in an uncomfortable place, getting ready to come back to the states after med school, and having just found out that a guy she was getting close with is a man-whore, and a friend has a brother with cancer, and that sort of thing. So she signed off her blog (and killed the post about the guy with the STD, which makes me look really bad because no one can figure out why her next to last post is titled "galactichero" and starts "I hate you." She must have been really, really pissed, because she also killed her related myspace account, where she had amassed quite a few creepy friends.

In any event, RIP Khoshkell. Good luck as a resident.
http://findnic.blogspot.com/

Jig-a-loo

I shit you not, there is a product called "jig-a-loo." Apparently, it's a lubricant, waterproofer, and rust preventer. Apparently it's been around since 1958. I saw it for the first time during the daily show. I was convinced it was a joke. It's not a joke. That makes it an even funnier joke.