One happy egg...

I have friends with two small kids -- about four and about 2. I used to live in their house, so I am sort of like the older brother. On Easter, the grandparents, who were supposed to hide the eggs, were otherwise disposed, so the father and I had to go hunt plastic eggs at 11:30 so that we could hide them. Jewish guy looking for easter eggs on easter. We hid the eggs ("hiding" is a relative term for a 2 and 4 year old). Yay.

I told the 4 year old that if he took all the eggs he would be contributing to the extinction of the easter bunny. He looked at me blankly.