Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a damn traffic report/camera?

I was asked to help find a person a way out of some monstrous traffic, but I can't seem to find a traffic report/camera to figure out where the problem is so I can fucking get them around it. How the fuck, in 2006, can we not yet have a nationwide, comprehensive, traffic webcam/reporting system? What a load of shit. How much time do truckers/commuters/travelers/-I- (yes, me fucking personally) have to waste looking for one of these things? Much less how much time do we waste in that there AREN'T ANY FUCKING CAMERAS OUT THERE!!??!?!?!?!??!

I need to go break something...