Am I wearing a sign, or something: "I'm into PSYCHOS!!!"?
So, in the last month, I've had two emails from women I used to know who are officially psycho, including one that actually had a subject line that said "I cyberstalker." I shit you not. PSYCHO!!!
My roommate's soon to be ex-wife hit on me in an email (CREEEEPY!!! and...). PSYCHO!!!
PCG officially lost her shit on me. I got dumped by a girl I wasn't dating, and generally agree I will never be dating. PSYCHO!!!
Today I got in a line by line email string with a woman working in my office that started with her thanking me for moving a piece of office equipment that was heavy, lead to her saying she would ask me if she needed an escort in a dark alley, which I joked about, and ended up with her actually writing "Hence my desire to have you beside me in the dark." I wanted to make sure I wasn't misinterpreting that, so I sent it to my ex-roommate. Verdict: PSYCHO!!!
Then Nic tells us all that she's "committed" (nice choice of words) to a German guy who she will never see again, and tells me she misses me. She's never met me. Her parents live 2 hours away from me, but she's never met me. Flattering, ok, but still... PSYCHO!!!
Am I wearing a sign that says "come get me psycho women"? Am I giving off decayed pheremones or something? What the hell?
Women, you are ALL PSYCHO!!! This is why I don't date. PSYCHO!!! [shower-scene shrieking noise.]
My roommate's soon to be ex-wife hit on me in an email (CREEEEPY!!! and...). PSYCHO!!!
PCG officially lost her shit on me. I got dumped by a girl I wasn't dating, and generally agree I will never be dating. PSYCHO!!!
Today I got in a line by line email string with a woman working in my office that started with her thanking me for moving a piece of office equipment that was heavy, lead to her saying she would ask me if she needed an escort in a dark alley, which I joked about, and ended up with her actually writing "Hence my desire to have you beside me in the dark." I wanted to make sure I wasn't misinterpreting that, so I sent it to my ex-roommate. Verdict: PSYCHO!!!
Then Nic tells us all that she's "committed" (nice choice of words) to a German guy who she will never see again, and tells me she misses me. She's never met me. Her parents live 2 hours away from me, but she's never met me. Flattering, ok, but still... PSYCHO!!!
Am I wearing a sign that says "come get me psycho women"? Am I giving off decayed pheremones or something? What the hell?
Women, you are ALL PSYCHO!!! This is why I don't date. PSYCHO!!! [shower-scene shrieking noise.]
posted by Galactichero at
6:02 PM
21 Comments:
kiss my ass... the whole bloggersphere is missing and I don't have time to browse
where is the PB - i miss her too, we need to talk about our pending website.
p.s. that's me outside your window waving - see me?
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Nic, at 8/01/2006 05:13:00 AM
PSYCHO!!!
You know what? I looked. To see if you were waving. Cause yer... PSYCHO!!!!
I sort of miss some of the real-time commenting we used to do. Almost like a conversation, only you are easier to tune out this way.
Having a bad day. Got screamed on by 2 of 3 partners, and the 3rd is on vacation. I'm going to be here all night working on a huuuuuuge meet and confer discovery deficiency letter.
I'm also deathly ill, which isn't helping. Bronchitis, and hot and cold flashes. I'm on a three-day Zpack, which makes me feel superhuman though. I AM the Galactichero, after all...
I miss being in court every day.
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Galactichero, at 8/01/2006 04:40:00 PM
OOooh let me chime in and be PSYCHO as well. Join the party!
Just to clarify though, you consider hitting on you psycho behaviour? That woman in your office just likes you! It should've been flattering instead of scary.
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PinkBunny, at 8/02/2006 08:22:00 AM
I think G just told us he missed us.
what does that make him? Bi polar?
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Nic, at 8/02/2006 08:52:00 AM
Awwww, G!
That's so sweet of you.
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PinkBunny, at 8/02/2006 10:23:00 AM
Yes, well, my downward slide has to stop somewhere. I should warn you, "sweet" is one of those adjectives A) not usually associated with me and B) likely to provoke a sandblasting.
I actually got chastised at work today for being offensive. Feels like high school.
I have waaaaay too much work to do.
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Galactichero, at 8/02/2006 05:16:00 PM
Sandblasting! Bring it on!
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PinkBunny, at 8/03/2006 12:26:00 AM
i love pheremones...
mmm...
smells good...
i just took my two exams, i am delusional
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Nic, at 8/03/2006 08:44:00 AM
What the FUCK are you talking about?
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Galactichero, at 8/03/2006 02:26:00 PM
*insert shower scene shrieking noise here*
p.s. in your blog you wrote about pheremones.
i'm taking a nap.
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Nic, at 8/03/2006 02:57:00 PM
Me too. See you in 3.5 hours. Not done yet. They think they can break me... HA!
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Galactichero, at 8/03/2006 08:03:00 PM
i think you secretly like psychos.
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Caro, at 8/05/2006 08:42:00 PM
blog something new... i like staying in to study on saturday nights and procrastinating.
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Nic, at 8/05/2006 09:09:00 PM
Just to irritate you, I didn't.
Actually, I was working. Then I spent 500 bucks on presents, mostly for myself, for surviving the week.
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Galactichero, at 8/06/2006 09:34:00 AM
I want a present...
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Nic, at 8/10/2006 07:11:00 AM
Somehow I figured you were eventually going to say something like that.
You don't qualify.
I do this thing where I pull my lips back and bare my teeth in a fake smile like a chimpanzee. I have my friend's 2y/o doing it now. It's pretty funny. I tell his mother that I'm "polluting" her kids. I warned the 5 y/o that if he doesn't start reading soon he's "going to be the dumb one" in his class when he goes to school. I told him I used to put the dumb ones in trash cans. He's now obsessed with putting people in trash cans.
I am a bad person... sometimes.
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Galactichero, at 8/10/2006 05:14:00 PM
lol, of course the putting people in trash cans part is what he would take out of that. That's adorable
...i still want a present
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Nic, at 8/11/2006 06:59:00 AM
That's funny. You teach kids great things, G.
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PinkBunny, at 8/11/2006 10:54:00 AM
The eldest kid's first coherent phrase was "NO [INSERT MY REAL NAME]!!," he heard his mother say that a lot... His first complete sentence was "[INSERT MY REAL NAME] not nice to me."
The youngest kid has learned my name, but mispronounces it (I have a short name with one vowel, and he uses the short vowel form instead of the long form). We have various games we play. The chimpanzee smile thing, the "I point and he points and we touch fingertips" game, and the "booooooo" game ("Booooo steak in your cup of coke..."). His brother and I do weird games where I carry him by one leg upside down and throw him in the air, and the little one wants to play those too, but he's not as adventurous, so he whines a lot.
Tonight we learned about not playing with dead bugs... or sharp drywall screws.
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Galactichero, at 8/11/2006 08:16:00 PM
BTW, consider the frog your present. Love him, and pet him, and keep him, and call him George.
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Galactichero, at 8/11/2006 08:38:00 PM
neurological defects bad...
I deleted kermi - too close to home.
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Nic, at 8/14/2006 08:00:00 PM
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