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By popular demand:




SELL HANNUKAH CANDLES, DAMMIT!!! Jews will drive for miles to buy them. Every year I end up driving all over the fricking universe looking for Hannukah candles... inevitably on the first night of Hannukah. I had a box of candles... or so I thought. Turns out I had FOUR FRICKING CANDLES IN A FULL BOX!! I ended up with birthday candles that look about right. Some of them are striped pink, but what the hell, right?