... making an omelette

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Smooth move, ex-lax

Mr. Beebe is a recovering alcoholic. Soon, he will be a recovering prison-bitch.
How is this going to work out?

"How'd they get you in here?"
"Well, as a part of my alcoholism 12 step program I apologized to the woman I raped more than 20 years ago, so they convicted me of rape and I got 18 months."
"Bend over, bitch."

Justice, a dish served well both cold AND hot...

1 Comments:

  • Is it bad I find this EXTREMELY amusing?

    ...is it also bad, that I felt bad for the guy for getting turned in for apologizing even though it makes sense that the woman turning him in was "re-traumatized"?

    ..is it ALSO bad that I thought it stupid of him to put it on paper and thought he should have just spoken to her face to face?

    ...mental note, never leave proof you're apologizing for anything

    CARRY ON!

    By Blogger Nic, at 3/16/2007 01:54:00 PM  

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