Don't ever let anyone tell you that the US won the Revolutionary war

So, I'm checking the markets, and this bit is on the top of the newslist. Kerry will win the election, they predict, because he's more closely related to British royalty than Bush. While I'm convinced that 4 more years of Bush will directly lead to the downfall of this country, I can't say I'm happy to consider aristocracy a basis for presidency. Welcome to the land of the indifferent, and the home of the new oligarchy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5723115/